Starbomb - Robots in Need of Disguise | Текст песни

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• Robots in Need of Disguise

Woah

Rollin out motherfuckers, it's the robots in disguise

Led by Optimus Prime, a bot whose power never dies

Cars and vans and planes, fucking construction trucks

They're goin' undercover cause Decepticons don't give a fuck

Autobots, it's time. We're rolling out.

Right!

Oh my God, that truck is Optimus, without a doubt!

Uhhh, no I'm not.

Yes you are, my dearest robot bro

You guys been on my lunchbox since the 19 fuckin 80s yo!

Oh balls. Autobots! Listen here.

I think it's time to try to find another way to disappear!

New disguises that our enemies could never recognize

Bumblebee become a burger; Prowl, you are a side of fries!

Huh?

Do it!

Don't you wanna light our darkest hour?

Jazz, you're now a birthday cake

You've got the touch

I've got the flour!

Oh!

Autobots, roll out

Let's show em what we're all about

We'll catch em by surprise when we're in disguise

As a trunk full of sprouts and a tiny Asian girl scout

Now the time has come

To rock the Deceptiscum

They better be alert cause we can now convert

To a skirt, polo shirt, and a little mound of wet dirt

Megatron will pay

As soon as I take on the form of this delightful soufflee

Okay

Woah

After hours and hours of transforming into stuff

The Autobots decided on a plan that's super duper tough

Those Deceptidicks won't see us coming at all

When we roll up together as random kiosks at the local mall

Yeah!

Who'd even think to guess

That Bumblebee is selling cell phone chargers

For three dollars less a cent

Yeah!

They'll never know we're here

While we're hocking beauty products

Making teenage acne disappear

As if!

(unknown)

And I haven't even mentioned

The ace that's up my sleeve

He rocks a jet engine that'll make your ears bleed

He'll betray Megatron, plus he's boisterous and loud

This is your moment

C'mon Starscream, now break it down!

Hey. This is- I'm Starscream.

What?

I just-I just wanted to say that, Megatron, y-

Speak up, man!

Megatron, you're going down, I'm gonna -

Spe-

(snot noises) I'm gonna win, I'm St-(snot noises)

Ugh, come on.

(coughing, gagging, snot noises)

Alright, you know what? Forget it.

Oh!

Autobots, let's fight

These enemies with all our might!

Time to do what's right and transform tonight

To five kites, egg whites, and a family of field mice

Oh!

The Decepticons

Are now ten tanks and a giant gun

While Grimlock's a rake and I'm a warm milkshake

There's a small chance we made a very tiny mistake

Oh!

Well it's too late now

We're the good guys and I'm sure that everything will work out

Megatron! You're going d- OH GOD AAAAAAAAH

Woah

Optimus, I had rea-I had a lot o-

Starscream, shut UP