Starbomb - Smash! | Текст песни

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It was a beautiful day and everyone was exited!

There was a picinic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited!

Luigi stood up and said "Listen everyone, I love you guys.

You are my best friends in the world. You make me glad to be alive!"

Excuse me... Hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game!

It's called Super Smash Brothers!

That sounds nice, how do we play?

Well, first I'm going to warp you into a world of hate and war,

where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before.

I don't think I wanna do that...

Oh come on, it'l be a bash.

Now grab all your little friends 'cause it is time for us to MOTHERFUCKING SMASH!

Whoa-oh! (Wait, no.) Let's go, to kick the shit out of your friends!

(That's not cool...)

Have a blast as you beat their ass and then the voice will cover you at the end!

3, 2, 1, SMASH!

Mario! (Hey, bro-aaagghh!)

Launch you! Has beat this one to 100% (I'm in the zone!)

Can't we all just get along?

Abso-fucking-lutely not you've gotta Smash!

The profit's destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead.

Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgusting head.

Fox said "Hey Mario, stop crying, just psych up and fight instead!"

I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red...

Sonic looked tough till they kicked him in the stuff.

The madness of the bloody murder had overtaken Jigglypuff!

He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit,

and then he took 3 Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit!

Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed.

Don't worry Luigi, the clock says

4, 3, 2, 1, (oh no) SMASH!

Whoa-ah! (This blows)

You know when Mario and Peach eloped, you were screwed, (You're my own brother!)

Pikachu's name is fucking cute when he is trying to eloctrocute you! (PIKA PIII!)

Samus (What do you want?) is pissed,

you got a small amount of dirt on her suit. (Oh, you're dead bitch)

Now his bloodlust's gotten strong!

Oh shit, I think Luigis gonna fuckin' SMASH!

Hey look at me now!

I'm beating my friends.

I have no regrets! This is the fuckin' best!

Yes, I can see now!

We're having fun in the end. Now it all makes sense!

I guess just because we smash each other, doesn't mean we're not brothers.

*SMACK* Aaagh... Mario, you suck!

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