Got to keep your nose clean Got to keep your underwear dry Rooted to the spot here Never ever never say die Ticket's in my passport Passport's on the bedroom floor Money's in my sneakers Sneakers's what I'm looking for
Can't get in, I can't get in I can't get in, my key's inside I can't break in, I can't break in I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh
Got to find a spare part Got to keep it spinning round Think I'm getting cold feet Think I'll take it lying down
Mummy's in the bath tub Daddy's losing money at darts Need a can of wotsname Reaches all the other parts Got to keep your nose clean Got to keep your underwear dry Rooted to the spot here Never ever never say die
I can't get in, I can't get in I can't get in, my key's inside Can't break in, I can't break in I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh
Can't get in, I can't get in I can't get in, my key's inside I can't break in, I can't break in I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh I can't get in, I can't get in I can't get in, my key's inside I can't break in, I can't break in I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh