Well who’s that walking down the street? Hey cats, well I don’t know But she’s got that look that says she knows just where she wants to go
Even Hatchy’s Fancy Shoes can’t compare to the way she grooves She’s shiner than The Spine and Rabbit ain't got nothing on her moves
Who's that robot giraffe that's oh so cute The one that's super charismatic and beautiful to boot
Should I tell them? (Chorus)
Well I’m GG the Giraffe and everybody loves me, everybody loves me-e-e-e-e-e Me-e-e-e-e-e
She’s GG the Giraffe and everybody loves her, everybody loves Her-er-er-er-er-er Her-er-er-er-er-er
I am am so freaking adorable You should send me gifts because if you don't, that'd be horrible
I want a Lamborghini and a bucket of kittens I don't have thumbs, but I could use some mittens covered in gemstones and maybe some super-expensive headphones The kind with the super-deep bass sound So I can jam out to the max around town
I actually don’t get to leave the house much, but (Chorus) ALRIGHT, KAZOO SOLO!
I have lots of friends all across the world They just haven't ever called, or even ever met this lonesome girl
But I have a gazillion followers on the social streams I haven't met them all, but I am sure that they love me because I am so genuine Oh and I just remembered I always wanted a penguin
You know the kind that wear fancy bow ties and serve you dinner just like they do for Mary Poppins and that Dick Van Dyke guy I guess it would also be kind of neat if that penguin could keep a beat with his happy feet
So send one straight to my door I’m sure they've got one down at your local penguin store and make sure you send along some ice
Because I think they need that to survive but I’m too small to reach the freezer in the kitchen and maybe I could reach it with a step stool, but oh no wait the penguin still needs ice during shipment so maybe you could put some ice in the box with it and maybe that would just get wet, and it would break...
‘kay, instead just ship the Lamborghini with the penguin in the passenger seat and leave the engine running with the air conditioner on for the penguin and the headphones and mittens in the backseat