Down from the sky Go run and hide From their catastrophic path Big teeth in jaws, That’s what we saw And now they’ve chomped my car in half
They fly in the sky They look totally crazy Their wings are superimposed What kind of god is so lazy How can we hide? How can we survive
Flying Cartilaginous Genocide? Be wary of the Sky Sharks They want to nom on your blood If you want to have a future
Heed my warning or you'll lose it And please avoid their dreaded eye ray Run and hide and fight another day Practice cardio, increase your pace
Preserve your human race Lets run away Yes, lets run away The Sky Sharks are here to stay
Now they’re eating all our fried fish And all the seafood that no one will miss Hundreds of grandparents mourn the loss Of every Long John Silver tartar sauce
We tried to stop them but they’re too quick Dodged every whiffle ball and wooden stick Well what else can we throw their way How ‘bout that copy of 50 Shades of Grey?
I wish there was a formula Of extra-special things to drive them away. But instead we'll need some legs So grab your sneakers and flee the fray
Prof: A reign of terror flying past When I first heard I had quite a laugh Look up in the sky, flying shark Teeth like knives that bite in half
Things get weird. I take up the slack I’m the man for the job or I’ll eat my hat Laser-guided orcas live without water Fitted with wings, engines, mortars
Old-fashioned grit and I fire like this “Let me try” -oh I insist! Aim, fire, strike with a tiny risk- Oh blimey, spoke too soon- I missed
Shark repellent is ineffective London's done for chums, I’ve wrecked it Sharks are landing, grey and vicious On the other hand this hat tastes delicious
Rabbit: Well, we’ve tried everything, what else can we do?
Hatchworth: I hear there’s still safe houses left in Old Peru
Spine: Please heed our warning, these sharks will never tire
Hatchworth: Wait a second, hold on, did anyone think about using… fire?
Rabbit: Huh… fire. Hey Hatchworth, hand me that stick over there Professor, do you have a lighter?
Professor: Oh yes I’ve got one here, there you go
Rabbit: Thanks. Back, back! That’s a bad sky shark! Back, back! Oh my gosh, it’s working! Ah it’s working, guys! They’re leaving! We’ve done it! We’ve done it! Spread the word, guys, they don’t like fire!
Crier: They hate fire, spread the word! So be wary of the Sky Sharks They want to nom on your blood If you want to have a future Heed my warning or you'll lose it Please avoid their dreaded eye ray Run and hide and fight another day Practice cardio, increase your pace Let’s preserve the human race