I would give you the stars in the sky But they're too far away If you were a hooker, you'd know I'd be happy to pay If suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay
'Cause my heart belongs to you My love is pure and true My heart belongs to you But my dong is community property
You're the only girl that I like to screw When I'm not on the road When I come home, my dinner's made And the front lawn is mowed I'll kiss your mouth Even after my rocket explodes
'Cause my heart belongs to you There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do for you My heart belongs to you But my dong is community property
I wanna make it clear So you retain it My dong's a free spirit And you can't restrain it No, you just can't chain it down
I love you so much it hurts From my head to my feet I think of you and my crotch Starts to move to the beat I see your face every time That I go out and cheat
'Cause my heart belongs to you There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do My heart belongs to you But my dong is community property Yeah, yeah, yeah No, no, no (Community property) Oh no, no, no (Community property) Woah (Community property)