I saw her drinking beer Eatin peanuts by the bar I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car She said her name was Debbie She was a friend Jenny Creggs She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs I know your hungry I can see it in your eyes Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries I want to take your chubby ass back to my place And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!
Woooooah woooooah Thar she blows
Woooooah wooooah Thar she blows
Fat girl She everthing i wanted and more Fat girl She can't fit through the door woooooah woooooah Thar she blows
I want to prove to you my feelings are for really So i'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah I won't joke about your body if you only let me in I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaaahhhhh
Wooooah wooooah Thar she blows
Wooooah wooooah Thar she blows
Fat girl Is riding my jock again Fat girl is snacking on my cock againnnnnnnn (ouch don't bite)
(Guitar solo)
My friends keep telling me i must be going blind
Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh Even though some people point and laugh at us You can kick their ass cause your bigger than a busssssssssssss
Fat girl I can't believe your eating again Fat girl Where does your neck begin
Wooooah wooooah Thar she blows
Fat girl Put my hotdog into your heart Fat girl Your really really tons of fat
Wooooah wooooah Thar she blows
Wooooah wooooah Thar she blows
Your my fat fat girl You know i really love you Cause you my fat fat girl
Woahhh Come here baby where you going (mooooo) Your a cow Come here baby hey I love you Ican't live without you I can't live without you Come here Come here
(animal noises)
Its like a jungle in my apartment dude look at all those hot bitches and that one fat girl