I'm in Tokyo, I'm looking for a whore I tried to score some blow but I don't speak Japanese, no Find a geisha girl, I take her for a whirl Wrap a tuna roll on my dick and the bitch is on her knees, yeah
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Sucky, sucky
I'm in South Korea, broke out with gonorrhea Now I totally figured it out that's why it hurts when I go pee, shit I feel like a jerk 'cause my dick won't work, no It's like I got punched in the nuts by a dude who knows tai chi
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Hey, I'm the man with a plan, I'm fuckin' going to Japan Gonna spend a couple of grand just fucking hookers in the can Fuck the rest of the band, I'm fuckin' going to Asian Do some coke and get a tan, I'm fuckin' gonna be the man
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