Steel Panther - People Are Stoopid | Текст песни

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• Steel Panther
• People Are Stoopid

I'm hung like a horse but I don't eat hay
Suckin' one dick doesn't make you gay
That's what all the boys in prison say
Suck it white boy, suck it white boy, suck it

Bein' real rich doesn't make you cool
Your Ed Hardy shirts still soaked in drool
Everyone can see that you're still a tool
A tool with a lot of money

People are stupid that's the way it is, you see
Don't be stupid a deny the reality
Well you can drive a bitchin' car and wear new clothes
But you're stupid and everybody already knows

Dr. Phil's a dick and Oprah too
I got six inches they both can chew
I wouldn't force a terrorist to watch The View
or listen to Dr. Laura

Jenny McCarthy's a stupid whore
Gonna slam my nuts in the bathroom door
If she whines about vaccines anymore
Ignoring scientific data, oh yeah

People are stupid, baby that sure explains a lot
Pretty sure it's 'cause they don't you their brains a lot
You can go off to college and get a degree
But you're still a big dumb motherfucker to me

It don't make no sense
Retarded czars and presidents
Better join 'em, you and me
We'll never beat 'em, can't you see

Oh yeah

When you got the bird flu and you're on a plane
If you're doin' 35 in the passin' lane
Use more than 10% of your brain
Before I kick you in the testes

People are stupid, honey that's just the way it is
(Stupid motherfuckers everywhere)
Stupid people runnin' the country and the music biz
(What the fuck's it take to win a Grammy?)
People so dumb that they can't even tie their shoes
(Even when they got their sandals on)
Livin' on the dole and havin' kids that are stupid too
(Stupid fuckin' kids playin' Call of Duty)
Dumb motherfuckers livin' next door to Lexxi Foxxx
(Lexxi Foxxx is so fuckin' stupid)
Not as dumb as him but dumber than a bag of rocks
(Bag of rocks is so fuckin' stupid)
So tell stupid people to suck your dong
And listen to another Steel Panther song