I'm hung like a horse but I don't eat hay Suckin' one dick doesn't make you gay That's what all the boys in prison say Suck it white boy, suck it white boy, suck it
Bein' real rich doesn't make you cool Your Ed Hardy shirts still soaked in drool Everyone can see that you're still a tool A tool with a lot of money
People are stupid that's the way it is, you see Don't be stupid a deny the reality Well you can drive a bitchin' car and wear new clothes But you're stupid and everybody already knows
Dr. Phil's a dick and Oprah too I got six inches they both can chew I wouldn't force a terrorist to watch The View or listen to Dr. Laura
Jenny McCarthy's a stupid whore Gonna slam my nuts in the bathroom door If she whines about vaccines anymore Ignoring scientific data, oh yeah
People are stupid, baby that sure explains a lot Pretty sure it's 'cause they don't you their brains a lot You can go off to college and get a degree But you're still a big dumb motherfucker to me
It don't make no sense Retarded czars and presidents Better join 'em, you and me We'll never beat 'em, can't you see
Oh yeah
When you got the bird flu and you're on a plane If you're doin' 35 in the passin' lane Use more than 10% of your brain Before I kick you in the testes
People are stupid, honey that's just the way it is (Stupid motherfuckers everywhere) Stupid people runnin' the country and the music biz (What the fuck's it take to win a Grammy?) People so dumb that they can't even tie their shoes (Even when they got their sandals on) Livin' on the dole and havin' kids that are stupid too (Stupid fuckin' kids playin' Call of Duty) Dumb motherfuckers livin' next door to Lexxi Foxxx (Lexxi Foxxx is so fuckin' stupid) Not as dumb as him but dumber than a bag of rocks (Bag of rocks is so fuckin' stupid) So tell stupid people to suck your dong And listen to another Steel Panther song