I may look simple but i want you to know I’ve been to college; I’m full of knowledge
I’m right at home with brainy men and them my wisdom i show But when there’s clever girls around I get up and go Those educated babies are a bore; I’m gonna say what i said many times before
Oh, the dumber they come, the better i like em, cause the dumb ones know how to make love
A Wisenheimer has you meet her folks when you call The brainless baby always keeps you down in the hall Oh the dumbbells I’ve met have won beauty prizes they look like angels sent from above. A clever girl will want to know if you mean to wed… the dumb ones never think of looking that far ahead
That’s why the dumber they come, the better i like ‘em Cause the dumb ones know how to make love
Oh, the dumber they come, the better i like ‘em Cause the dumb ones know how to make love
The smart girl’s speaking greek and other languages too But the dumb girl’s only language is who’s poochy poochy is you? Oh, the saps that I’ve met have one beauty prizes They look like angels sent from above
You start squeezing clever girls; you’re soon on the shelf But when you’re with dumb Doris you can just be yourself
That’s why the dumber they come, the better i like ‘em Cause the dumb ones know how to make love