If I Had a Talking Picture of You (Jeeves and Wooster OST)
If I had a talking picture of you, I would run it every time I felt blue, I would sit there in the gloom, Of my lonely little room, And applaud each time you whispered: 'I love you, love you!'
On the screen the moment you came in view, We would talk the whole thing over, we two, I would give ten shows a day, And a midnight matinee, If I had a talking picture of you