She's part girl, she's part boy She's got parts everyone can enjoy She's got more, she's got less She's got her man hood tucked in her dress
Is she a mister or is she a miss? Does she stand up when shes taking a piss? She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy When I try to please her I get poked in the eye
She wears lace and she wears flannel She watched football and the Lifetime Channel What's that buldge under her nightie? It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite
Some things are white Some things black Some girls wear makeup Mine shaves her back
She is still beautiful, she is still fine It's too bad her package is bigger than mine
She can't help her imperfections She gets jock itch from her yeast infections Who stole all my tighty whities? It must be hermaphrodite, yeah