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Beelz - Stephen Lynch
(Intro)
I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition even time.

(Song)
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names by there is one you cannot deny
My name is Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I`ve got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
little devil eyes to help a little devil see
little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski
I`m Satan, Woo Hoo!

Mephistopheles

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I`ll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I`ll make a toast to me
Hey, here`s to my hell..
Th… My name is Satan. Ah Hah!

To carry on evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I`m in every Zeppelin album
I`m in all Rush Limbaugh`s rants
I`m the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance

And if I want to eat your soul, I`ll just throw it on a griddle.
I don`t need to make a deal, I don`t need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels I don`t care if he can fiddle
I`m Satan.

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
That`s fucking bullshit because I wouldn`t be caught dead in Georgia
Ok, it`s like Oh my God!
Six, Six, Six!

(outro)
Satan! Look, that`s just how I picture him. You fucking think of whatever you want.