When I was a boy of 10, I had a very special friend Ed was kind, with good intent But just a little different
Oh, special Ed his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright instead He's a little bit special Just a little bit... special
We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt I liked maths, and the spelling bee Ed liked talking to a tree
Oh, special Ed his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head Now she keeps him (where?) in the shed Cause he's a little bit special Just a little bit... special
I ran track, hung out in malls Ed ran headfirst into walls I had girls and lots of clothes Ed had names for all his toes
Oh, special Ed his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head Now he thinks he's a piece of bread Cause he's a little bit special Just a little bit... special
I thought college life was great Ed could count from one to two I liked people and the party scene Ed was scared of the vacumcleaner
Oh, special Ed his Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head Now he thinks he thinks he can drive his bed Cause he's a little bit special Just a little bit...
one day talking to special Ed He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head And as he laughed at me thats when I knew That special Ed just made me special too
Now I laugh as I count bugs I give strangers great big hugs Next to me Ed is fine Yeah he's a f---ing Einstein
Oh, Special Ed (and me) Now we're not right in the head (you see) Now we're not so bright instead We're a little bit special Just a little bit special That f---er Ed made me special Just a little bit Just a little bit ... special