When I was a boy of 10 I had a very special friend Ed was kind with good intent But just a little different
Oh special Ed mamma dropped him on his head Now hes not so bright instead Hes a little bit special Just a little bit special
We played tag and he get hurt I'd play soldier he eat dirt I like math and the spelling bee Ed liked talking to a tree
Oh special Ed Mamma dropped him on his head Now she keeps him in the shed Cause hes a little bit special Just a little bit special
I ran track hung out in malls Ed ran headfirst into walls I had girls and lots of clothes Fred had names for all his toes
Like Larry and Terry and Jerry and Berry and Robby and Bobby and Rikky...
Oh special Ed Mamma dropped him on his head Now he thinks he's a piece of bread Cause hes a little bit special Just a little bit special
I thought college life was great Ed could count from 1 to 2 I like people and the party scene Ed was scared of the vacuum clean
Oh special ed Mamma dropped him on his head Now he thinks he can drive his bed Cause hes a little bit special Just a little bit... One day talking to special Ed He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head And as he laughed at me thats when I knew That special Ed just made me special too
Now I laugh as I count bugs I give strangers great big hugs Next to me Ed is fine Yeah,he's a fuckin einstein Oh special Ed and me Now we're not right in the head you see Now we're not so bright instead We're a little bit special Just a little bit special that fucker Ed made me special just a little bit....... special