Our company was just starting a deal when it occurred my boss to hire me, lady STL Lost of clever candidates demonstrated broad vision at selection process go-no-go decision My sixiest gear pushed on decision's taking - I'm ready to start, heh, money-making Miss Thang was gonna start introducing my job: 'Another bitch in the house, why not a nice baby-pop?' Shut up, shit, I just thought to myself I'm a lady STL, I'll give you hell She went on explaining what is our common dream Sat back introducing our company's team: 'Yo, nice to meet you, Mr. Low Mr. Tea and Toady-boy!' I knew they're ultimate dorks, despite all that crap I had to get to my wizzwork
One produces that shit Somebody gotta use it And I just sit and spit And we all do that in the company's interest Mr. Tea throws a fit Toady-boy steals a bit And I just sit and spit And we all do that in the company's interest
Meanwhile I was surprisingly enthused By the fact that miss Thang was extremely profuse Talking 'bout flashy cars and trendy restaurants What she needs, who she wants, who's another guy to bonk After that Mr. Low couldn't restrain from porno web-sites Waiting for the colleagues leave the office and to work nights Toady-boy was not just curious in this His investigator's talent never left him in peace Next morning secretary's giggling in the hall Resealed the whole story with the message to all We new that Mr. Tea was jealous, Sir Low ever lower Miss Thang - just delicious, trying to get over So I concluded that for well-paid positions One should abandon all the inner inhibitions Corporate Logic is something like black box, But finally I've guessed how all this stupid system works :