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Little boys and girls fingers get frozen
As the New Year’s night coming closer
T-s-s-s! They are still happy and fine
Cuz they dunno yet who’ll be their Merry Santa this time!
“Tell us! Tell us!” – Your Santa’s nasty and hot
She’s gonna come to your house when she’s through with her pot
“Hey, Santa, it’s time to get to the car!”
“Wait ‘till I’m shaved, dork, Warm up your choo-choo so far!
Where’s my bra? And my holiday pants?
Fuck! Here they are!
Up to the midnight I should be a star, you see –
I gotta get dressed and be ready, a-ha! Ah?
No chupa-chups, no chocolate, no toys –
Phallus for ladies and “Hustler” for boys!”
“What? Who’s gonna let you in?”
“Open the door, cuz the party begins!”

Refrain:
On N.Y. Eve I will come to you, bum!
Yo, baby-killa, don’t drink like a fish,
Don’t make me nervous, just make a wish!
On N.Y. Eve would you mime my new rhyme? “A-ha!”
Take it easy and shake your body
Get your friends to the dance, yo!

Frosty blushed grills, eyes are beaming
Snow-balls, snow-buns, snow-tits trimming
Why the fuck I have this bad reputation?
Fuck that! I’m heading to the next destination
Knock-knock-“Who’s that?”-knock-knock-“Guess who!
Idiot! It’s Santa came to visit you!
Yo, 20-years’ oldster didn’t know I’m true,
I’m tired and I’m hungry! Boo-hoo!
Get your homey’s face outa my salad
You have a nice place full of callow fellows
Get me a Champaign with a splash of peach juice!
Hey, everybody, yo, listen to my good news:
No chupa-chups, no chocolate, no toys –
Phallus for ladies and “Hustler” for boys!
Don’t be that dragging, isn’t it racing?
Do as I do – get funky and messy!

Refrain:
On N.Y. Eve I will come to you, bum!
Yo, baby-killa, don’t drink like a fish,
Don’t make me nervous, just make a wish!
On N.Y. Eve would you mime my new rhyme? “A-ha!”
Take it easy and shake your body Get your friends to the dance, yo!

Children:
“Hey, it’s not yours, look, it’s written here: “For little Tommy Johns”, right?
“Yea, you are right, but you are too young to listen to such cheesy crap, so give it to me and go nap-nap, buddy!”

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