Steve Goodie - Mr. Grint (parody) lol | Текст песни

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You're a magician, Mr. Grint
Your powers are unreal
But you’re always overshadowed
By that Potter, how’s that feel?
Mr. Grint
You’re a second banana in a show you can’t steal

You’re an sidekick, Mr. Grint
And you’d like a leading role
But you tend to tumble downward
When you guard that Quidditch goal
Mr. Grint
And Fleur wouldn’t touch you with a 39-and-a-half-foot... wand

You’re a sly one, Mr. Grint
Even though you’ve got no scar
You make a smashing entrance
In a stolen flying car
Mr. Grint
And when you were surrounded by enormous spiders, you had to be rescued... by that stolen flying car

You‘re affluent, Mr. Grint
A former normal kid
Now you’ve got a couple mansions
Worth about ten million quid
Mr. Grint
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote... stinking, filthy, rich

You’re a redhead, Mr. Grint
And when you get too much sun
You’re a radish with an accent
A tomato with a tongue
Mr. Grint
Your face is an amazing conglomeration of the most carcinogenic and multifaceted blemishes imaginable... and I’ll just bet you have freckles on your bum

You entertain me, Mr. Grint
You’re number eight of nine (including Molly and Arthur)
And though Fred and George are wacky
You still get the funny lines
Mr. Grint
You’re a gawky, awkward goofball with a broken wand and limited Quidditch skills… but Miss Watson thinks you’re fine

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