It's time to wake up Stan. It's time to stand up and be a man Be the husband that you told her you were gonna be Forever But I can't see what's wrong with you You got a wife, a hot one too But if you keep on looking you won't end up together Oh, my God, is she not hot enough for you dad Those lips, hips and face Body's all over the place Oh yeah. Damn, that's my mama Mmm, damn, if that wasn't my mama Stan you know it's not fair Why you looking at some other ho When she's got the milky breasts and silky hair Helen Keller open your eyes You got the perfect wife The time inside her was the best damn 9 months of my life Is she not hot enough for you dad Ohh, oh my God, oh my God Now I'm thinking maybe she's just too hot for someone as blind as you.