Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the greatest show on earth. Behind these doors stands the most incomprehinsable wonder in the world Mr. Bones, Mr. Bones Standing at only 2 feet 4 he's not much taller than a small child. But make no moans about it what your about to witness is no childs play, so open you mind and your wallets, hahahahaa Who's that standing on the stage (heeeey) dont stick your fingers in the cage (woo-ooh!) Let me introduce you (aaahhhhhhh) Step inside right this way hurry now dont delay Dancing on the center stage Mr. Bones is all the rage Up and down gets you in dim the lights and let's begin Satisfaction guarenteed quite the dancer yes indeed
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Haaaay not to shabby eh folks? well you aint seen nothin yet hahaha Now if you bee so kind as to reach deep into your pockets im sure our little friend will treat us to an encore What do ya say come on folks lifes short so dig down deep hahahay Who's that standing on the stage (heeeey) dont stick your fingers in the cage (woo-ooh!) Let me introduce you (aaahhhhhhh) (ahhhhahhhhhhhahhhhhahhhhaaaa) Aaahhh step inside right this way hurry now dont delay Dancing on the center stage Mr. bones is all the rage Up and down gets you in dim the lights and lets begin satisfaction gaurenteed quite the dancer yes indeed Aaahhh step inside right this way hurry now dont delay Dancing on the center stage Mr. Bones is all the rage Up and down gets you in dim the lights and lets begin satisfaction gaurenteed hes quite the dancer yes indeed Mr. Bones (17 times)