Steve Rodriguez - Great Day to Whoop Somebody's Ass | Текст песни

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Have you ever had one of those days when nothin’ goes right
Your wife starts b***hin’ about whatever it was she was b***hin’ about last night
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper’s gone

Well it’s a great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
It’s a bad day, so you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
Cause it’s a great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass

Well I was runnin’ late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray

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When I finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette
I’m gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget

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