You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP> You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP> You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP> and all his friends say he's quite annoyed, for a small droid.
(Tee doonta mishka artoo de to a) Y'know it's kind of hard just to be an astro droid He's under lots of stress, and he's never heard of Freud He may be short with people, he may seem quite rude but if you listen up, I'll explain his attitude!
Hey he's comin' through, y'know his name's Artoo and he's motivated cause his MOTIVATOR'S NEW! He's been saving lives, fixing hyperdrives the R2 way, the R2 way He's "the man", y'know, in a two-droid show and he has to put up with that PRISSY THREEPIO so grab your welder, please and hey (hey) do that Artoo thing!
You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP> You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP> You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP> but all his friends say he's quite annoyed, for a small droid.
He's hanging with Skywalker, who's really quite a dud, Got lost out in the snow, now he's crashed them in the mud Been spat and shot and kidnapped, mechanically abused It isn't any wonder why this droid is feeling used!
What they do to him, it would make your head spin and he's a great chess player, but he LETS THE WOOKIEE WIN but he's just the thing, to ride in your X-Wing He saves the day, he'll save the day He took down a Hutt, so keep your fat mouth shut because he takes no lip and he zaps EWOKS IN THE BUTT If your legs come in threes, then hey (hey) do that Artoo thing!
He got this disposition, by taking lots of crap And hanging out of X-Wings when they fall into a trap Friends say he's treated like dirt on a hyperspace trip and when it don't work then he, has, to fix the ship!
You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP> You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP> You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP> (ne jabba no vada dia wanna wanna wanga)
We know he's the man, he don't give a damn Because he's one cool droid and he PROJECTS A HOLOGRAM Lotta tools inside, he's bona fide the R2 way, the R2 way He's been made of tin, looks like a garbage bin With a little space that you can HIDE A SABER IN so grab your welder, please you Artoo wannabees Put skates onto your knees and hey (hey) do that Artoo thing!