If I could be a superhero I would be Awesomeman I travel around the world fighting crime According to my awesome plan
If I could be a superhero I would be Drugfreeboy Warning the world of the evils of drugs And all of the lives they destroy
If I could be a superhero I'd be imigrationdude I'd send all the back to their homes
For eating up all of our food And stealing our welfare and best jobs to boot Such as landscaping, gardening, picking of fruit If I could be a superhero I would be Justiceguy
Especially women who like Like if a wife ran away leaving you three kids and no job to run off to fucking hawaii with some doctor named bob Id til they , especially bob Cos I would be Justiceguy
I didn't mean to be I didn't mean to be vague Give them the Mad cow disease Let them die of the plague especially bob