Who? The Doctor Who Musical Experience [Acoustic Version]
There is one thing that’s on your TV. The one thing that you should watch Oh, the only good thing on the BBC Who could it be? Who could it be? This Saturday night on BBC1 The geekiest show, it has begun. You will not believe what you will see Through the screen of your TV. It’s nothing like the shit you’ve seen before On channel four
The cybermen are back again Deleting all your Facebook friends And then uploading them again as virtual cybermen And when they poke you, you become a cyberman too There’s only one man who can stop them Deleting all the humans Flying in a box that’s painted blue It’s Doctor Who, Doctor Who. Catch the repeats Sunday on BBC too
In all the universe, all the aliens come to Earth. Of all the places weird in space, they pick Wales The perfect place The launch, an invasion, not the United Kingdom Hiding and disguising as anything that’s not very expensive Expensive, we are very expensive! Do not mock the daleks! Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate, exterminate, exterminate, exterminate, exterminate, exterminate the humans Everyone Death Ray Muahaha All the land that has succumbed to our powers Everyone will pay congestion charge Wait What’s that in the fucking sky?
It’s Matt Smith, navigating time ship, he’s on his way to ass-kick the naughty little daleks Oh no, they locked the door That’s what the sonic screwdriver’s for Trying to make him die without a clue It’s Doctor Who Every season is the same The doctor kills the daleks Well, guess what, they’re back again And every other season, the Doctor changes face And another British actor comes along to save the human race David Tennant, I miss you‼