I remember the day that I met you You walked into my life I knew that you and I were meant to be
The way your big skull let your hair flows And the way that you stare at me Or maybe Skype just froze
I want to dedicate my life to you And all my bandwidth to 400 kilobytes per seconds for you
I want to spend my life To spend my life with you You're my online lover I want to spend my life To spend my life with you I just can't wait to meet you
When you come home late at night And I don't know where you've been You've been on the web surfing with other men
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I want to spend my life To spend my life with you You're my online lover I want to spend my life To spend my life with you I just can't wait to meet you
Nothing could ever tear us apart Except for those brownouts
My friends don't think it's right They think you're just a creepy guy
But I believe it in my heart That you're real and have a female parts
So now we meet face to face Now I really know for sure
You have no heart I guess my friends were right You were just a creepy guy
I think I'm gonna burst Cause this was just a lie You were all that I wanted And now I spend my life Wondering what could have been No more online lover