Stewie: As someday it may happen that a victim must be found. I've got a little list, I've got a little list. Of society offenders who might well be underground, and who never would be missed, who never would be missed.
There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black. The girl you date who doesn't get the jokes in Caddyshack. The Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line, and Britney Spears for accidentally showing her vagine. And Bill O'Rileys ineffective dermatologist. They'd none of them be missed, They'd none of them be missed.
Chorus: He's got them on the list. he's got them on the list. And they'd none of them be missed. They'd none of them be missed.
Stewie: There's the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool And senator Bill Frist, I've got him on the list. And the fat kid smiling warmly while he's peeing in the pool. He never would be missed, he never would be missed. there's the foul smelling boy who comes to school in camouflage, and every bleeding member of the cast of Entourage. And while we are on the subject HBO deserves a whack for ending the Sopranos with a fucking cut to black. And guys who when you shake there hand just bump you with there fist. I don't think they'd be missed, I'm sure they'd not be missed.
Chorus: he's got them on the list. he's got them on the list. And they'd none of them be missed. they'd none of them be missed.
Stewie: There's the guy who sits beside you and keeps farting on the plane. And Shakira's lyricist, I've got him on the list. And the smarty on thanks giving who says "It's the tryptophan" He never would be missed, he never would be missed there's the blonde who tells you loudly with a voice just like a knife "you know someone should do a sitcom based around my life!" The guy who watched The Simpsons back in 1994 and won't admit the damn thing isn't funny anymore. And a-n-y-one and everyone whos ever made me pissed!
Chorus: Made me pissed, made me pissed Made me really-really pissed
Stewie: I've got them on the list They'd none of them be missed
Chorus: He's got them on the list He's got them on the list And they'd none of them be missed