[Eminem] Yo I got an idea Let me go grab Sticky right quick
[sounds of steps]
Hey yo Stick, Stick
[Sticky] Yo Slim Shady Yo I just had like a nightmah.. Wait it wasn't like a nightmare It was like a good dreah.. Well it wasn't a good.. (What was it?) Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (What?) Yo, yo I dreamed I was white! (Ohhh)
[Chorus: Eminem]
If he was white What if he was white? What if he was white? What - If - He - Was - White? What if he was white? What if he was white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
[Verse One: Sticky Fingaz]
Yo, yo What if I was white skin the same color as Eminem's? Blond hair, blue eyes The whole shibang I know one thing Police wouldn't always be watching me Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me (Can I get your autograph?) Yellow cabs in the cities that stop for me I wouldn't need caladeral to buy property If I was white Wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor SECURITY wouldn't follow me around the store Like I'd steal something (Maybe he might of stole something) Because I'm black I rob And automatically assume I ain't got no job On my own land I feel like an immigrant If I was white I wouldn't thought O.J. was innocent (He did it)
[Chorus: Eminem]
If I was white What if he was white? What if he was white? (Yo think about that) What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (for a minute) What if he was white? What if he was (What if he was white?) white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? (What if he was white?)
What if he was white? What if he was white? What - If - He - Was - White? What if you were white? (what if he was white?) What if he was white, white, white, white, white, (STICKyyyy what if you were white?) white, white, white, white, white?
[Verse Two: Sticky Fingaz]
If I was white It would be a different world for me If I was white (ummmmmmmm?) What shade would I be? Would I be Redneck or Skinhead, prepi or high class? YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN A TRAILERPARK AND BE WHITE TRASH! In any case that be L-Slim right? (Yep) But there's a good and bad out of being white You can't say the N word without starting a fight (What's UP MY BROTHER?) True dance it'll be, I had two left feet Even if I was white Plaque still have a ghetto shit(How you doing?) Is it a minfo Or do I really have a little dick (Nah, it's true!) If I was white I would probably listen to hardcore rock and covered my ears when ever I heard Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)
[Chorus: Eminem]
If he was white What if he was white? What if he was white? (What if he was white?) What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white What if he was white? What if he was white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? (What if he was white?)
What if he was white? What if he was white? What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white(ummmmmmmm?) What if he was white? (What if you were white?) What if he was white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? (What if he was white?)
[Verse Three: Sticky Fingaz]
Yo,yo,yo, if I was white I probably wouldn't even think the same I watched Tennis and golf and bet on Hockey games (Red Wings Man) Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday If I was white I couldn't live around my way In it probably wouldn't never even been an Onyx shit I be serice sippin vadka and tonixs Smokin on them all on a marboral instead of a nueport I live in Long Island Instead of New York If I was white I probably couldn't dunk Cuz everybody kn