(One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one)
[ VERSE 1 ] We were tighter than a miser, always kicked it like a Mitre Wherever she resided you could find me right beside her I used to play it down as if I only kinda liked her And my flirty little disses made her eyes shined brighter I used to think how the hell did I find her? Watching as she carefully applied her eye liner Mistified by her I was suckered until she had me dancing to her tune like the pied piper I was none the wiser, blindly in love Oblivious to the fact that in time she'd switch up And she did, switch, up, proper flipped out Always on the war path looking for a big row And I'd oblige, I mean come on, I got a big mouth Aiming at her high horse tryna knock the thing down Eventually I got kicked out But I'd rather go back to sleeping rough than with that bitch now
[ VERSE 2 ] With the last lass I had things started out casually The type of girl that I would hang around happily I became attached to her ever so gradually Then naturally it turned into a fucking shit factory What a catastrophe, an absolute mess A new Mrs with a bag of new stress Some times I had an attitude, yes But when im treated l like a mug thats what you have to expect Jealousy, scrutiny, stressing me, stupidly Messing with my head till it affected me musically I can't explain the nightmare that it grew to be What a huge relief to be away from that lunacy Usually I'm really not the type of guy to hold a grudge And I know that falling out of love is part of growing up But when your lady's acting crazy like she's smoking dust You're better being on your 1's cause 2 can be as lonely, trust