Everything Is Better With Shipping (Original Song)
LYRICS:
Have you ever watched a movie and thought to yourself These characters touch each other quite a lot Then you start to wonder, what if they became a couple Boy, I think that would be really hot
And then before you know it you've made up a whole big story About what would happen if they hooked up Your entire life's about them now, you've become obsessed somehow You've become a shipper, just like us
And once you accept that, you will find out that.....
Everything's better with shipping Everything's better with some good old fashioned slash You might even make it better, oh With a little hetero But everyone knows that shipping's where it's at
And you can't have one ship now, you've got to have many You've got ships for all your favorite shows And you're thinking that eventually, with this much crazy chemistry They're gonna get together, you just know
But the powers that be are all conspiring against you Sinking your ships all left and right What does anything else matter when your ship won't be canon You read fanfiction to make it through the night
And now you've found out that, it's totally true that....
Everything's better with shipping Everything's better with some good old fashioned slash You might even make it better, oh With a little hetero But everyone knows that shipping's where it's at
You ship characters who've never talked You ship cousins and brothers You ship threesomes, foursomes, OT5s Everybody should be lovers
The path of a shipper's life isn't too easy There will always be sadness and tears But remember online, you will always find Shippers who share all your feels
Everything's better with shipping Everything's better with some good old fashioned slash You might even make it better, oh With a little hetero But everyone knows that shipping's where it's at