Gonna sit around and watch some preseason games Be a couple more months til you get laid Oh yeah it's time for fantasy football
Got your draft all done and your roster filled Gonna load it up with buffalo bills
Watching 8 games no time for work Check the injury list to see who's hurt
Tracking the scores with real time stats Adding points per carry and points per catch
Feeling real sick you start to sweat Realize your best guy's on the bench
Wife moved out and took the kids Well at least that's what you think she did
Don't give a damn about making whoopee getting it on or some hoochie coochie
There's no time for that
Gotta pick up a quarterback Gotta trade for a running back
And when you see you're losing by a couple of points You stand and scream at the screen give it to my boy Don't care at all which team wins Yeah you just wanna score A couple garbage tds That's what fantasy's for
End of the year you did real great Made the playoffs again and you got paid
Got a couple long months of nothing ahead No reason to live just stay in bed Until it's time for fantasy football