The cake is a lie But the music is real It’s so fake when the truth is revealed I'm a superhuman freak A metagene carrier Breaking the speed barrier Chasing the adversary I'm a criminal infamous gold herder With a tech-9, an uzi and infinite gold burgers Never tell a lie when I rap Why only yesterday I was caught in a Venus flytrap Escape with the help of an amphibian half-shark To the Caribbean for some R&R The truth, coming directly from the mouthpiece Boarded the private Albatross jet back to the South East Climbed a giant beanstalk to the Land of the Giants Fee fi fo fum, I had my hand on the iron One false move, I’m letting off shots Now slowly, hand over the jelly babies
The cake is a lie If it's all fake who am i? The music is real But the cake is a lie
[Verse 2: Kashmere]
Pet tyrannosaurus in the garden on the low But I bet the man who saw us is a gorgon - don Cause we’re rocking the stealth tech And medical holograms to administer health checks (Yes!) My exoskeleton's very enamorous A certified secret agent like Perry the Platypus Undeniably the greatest sportsman, scored a hole in one First game of golf, it was awesome! I was born under a double rainbow, with troubled angels Rocking blood coloured halos, graceful The one who put the sun in the sky The blundering guy got everybody wondering why He never won a Noble Peace For his heroic efforts in robo[t]s ethics UFO scientists are so relentess (Oh there’s one over there!) Somebody give this guy a medal This guy's on a higher level!
The cake is a lie If it's all fake who am i? The music is real But the cake is a lie
[Verse 3: Kashmere]
I said it in a rap so it must be true stupid If I told you eat shit, would you do it? Took an arrow to the knee I didn't know anything Until I realized Guile’s theme goes with everything By the way, I was born off a dragon egg And get mad respect performing the clarinet Since everybody's telling the truth Your boy’s famous in Japan for beheading the Grooch [?] Anti-gravity pack My rhymes [?] never touch the ground where the battle is at Reality’s wack, I'm trying to escape Fuck the truth, man, I'm trying to be fake