Strollin' down the boulevard See the boys with lemonade stands See the couple in the car Getting busted
There's Mrs. Fashion Lady She's just stepped into the street And you see the open manhole But has gone Mrs. Fashion Lady Yeah
Can't you see I'm a sadist? Evil things make me laugh so I'm hummin' happy
A little sparrow, alive in the street A little sparrow with nothing to eat A big old semi running down the street A squished, dead birdie lying at my feet Yeah
Can't you see I'm a sadist? Evil things make me laugh so I'm hummin' happy