Had a car with stuck doors and primer finish To take a girl out I had to climb her in it She really hoped her friends didn't find her in it When she wanted two drinks, I said "Mind yer limit" Show up at the party, new suit and Stacys Very next day, return it back to Macy's Say it smells like sweat? Sir, is you crazy?! Gimme my refund or push up daisies Me and two friends used to share a pager So every three days I would swear I'm major 'lectricity from the next door neighbor Broke muthafuckas be sharp as lasers I was more tore back than a stolen car tag Just used somebody else's card for the bar tab A dollar hot dog wasn't nothing to bark at It's only funny cuz you don't see where the scar's at
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Got free cable cuz I know somebody Got some broke patnahs that'll throw somebody Not pickin up the phone cuz I owe somebody Got a twamp note I'mma photocopy A date with me was all kinda fun Go to the restaurant, dine, and run The bank might keep declinin' em But these hundred dollar checks, I'm signin 'em The rubber on my sneakers used to flap when walkin' It looked like two little muppets talkin' "Ay, w'sup baby? Do you come here often? Oh, I got some new shoes. They just haven't been brought in." This old ripped jacket is cuz I'm an artist I'll burn rubber on you if my car will get started The third month avoidin landlords is the hardest It's only funny cuz you don't see where the scar is
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Welfare checks Food stamps Collection notes Broken amps Paycheck late Shut off notice Pyramid schemes Hocus pocus Welfare checks Food stamps Collection notes Broken amps Paycheck late Shut off notice Pyramid schemes Are hocus pocus
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