A cat was walking, through a cemetery A tombstone then made him stop He looked to see just what it said And this is how that tombstone read
[Chorus] Don't dig me daddy, 'cause I'm real gone Don't dig me daddy, 'cause I'm real gone (Please) Don't dig me daddy, 'cause I'm real gone Don't dig me daddy, 'cause I'm real gone Well, don't dig me daddy, 'cause I'm real gone
Well, a rat rose up from accross the blue The cat hollered out, what happened to you? (Tonk-a-tonk-tonk) What was that? A b-flat cat!
[Chorus]
Then came a voice from that dark bat Half like a lark and half like a rat (Huh-huh-aaaah) What was that? A fat rat, cat!
[Chorus] (Let's go!)
Well, that cat took off like a greasy street A ghost was a diggin' his crazy feet (Meooooow-meow, shhhhhh)