Hello daylight my old friend, Oh god, I've done it yet again And by the early morning light I see, A random stranger sleeping next to me Last night he seemed cute but now he doesnt seem so cool ...He slept in Drool It's time to take...The Walk of Shame And from his creepy bed I creep, I pray to god he stays alseap And as I throw on my Dress and Heels, I hope I dont run into him at meals I almost trip over his roomate sleeping in the hall ...Against the wall How I dread...The Walk of Shame Hung over and out of place, I do my best to hide my face My dorm has never seemed so far away I havent brushed my teeth since yesterday What I left in his room might make this my last hurrah
...My wonderbra. DOH! The Walk of Shame
The morning garbage crew is there, I cant avoid their knowing stare And I see figures moving in the fog, The rugby team out for their morning jog Then a gust of wind comes and blows my skirt above my ears
...The whole team cheers
They know my past...Walks of Shame But now im home so I dont care, I wash the vomit from my hair As I approach my bed I start to cry, My roommate is in it with some sleezy guy And I wonder how thick my roomates beer goggles must have been
...To sleep with him His turn to take...The Walk of Shame