I don't wanna shoot the pier I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer I don't wanna do a bong load Or throw a wrench on the car I don't wanna hose the dog shit down 'Cause I aint even gonna get out of bed
I aint gettin I aint gettin out of bed today I aint gettin I aint gettin out of bed today
Keep on skankin' ronnie Skank the night away But the time is coming For us all to pay (pay)
I don't wanna watch no porno I don't wanna play guitar I don't wanna spank the monkey I don't wanna go down to the corner bar And I ain't even got to listen To all the stupid shit you got to say I don't wanna do a god damn thing 'Cause I ain't gonna leave my bed today
I don't wanna I don't wanna leave my bed today
I don't wanna I don't wanna leave my bed today
I don't wanna I don't wanna leave my bed today
Keep on skankin' ronnie Skank the night away But the time is coming For us all to pay (pay)
I don't wanna eat burritos Or read about OJ No, I don't want to get a head rush 'Cause I aint even gettin out of bed today
I aint gettin I aint gettin out of bed today I aint gettin I aint gettin out of bed today
I aint got to leave my bed No, no, no way, no way
Keep on skankin' ronnie Skank the night away But the time is coming For us all to pay (pay)