When I was a little-bitty boy Just above the floor I used to play doctor With the girls from next door They said, "Show me yours, I'll show you mine." From then on in that's how I spent most of my time.
Some people call me Tim Where did that come from? I am to be no other than Don Juan
Ever since that fateful day When I became a man I've broken hearts of girls From Guam to Japan Could it be my savoir-faire, My personality All I can say is that there is no one who can resist