When the downtime’s long and the news from the forums looks all wrong and the patch notes talk of nerfs to your champ hang on
Don’t let yourself QQ ’cause everybody cries everyone gets nerfed sometimes
sometimes balance is all wrong now it’s time to sing along
When your epic E is gone and you feel like buying Ashe and you think you’ve had too much of Malzahar hang on
Everyone gets nerfed take comfort in your skill everyone gets nerfed
Don’t whine on the official forums ooooooooh no Or if you do, at least whine in an amusing rap battle When you feel like you’re alone five hundred guys who play Fiddle say you’re not alone
When your nukes are gone and the cooldown on your ulti seems too long and you think you’ve had too much Endless Rage to hang on Everyone gets nerfed sometimes everybody whines everyone gets nerfed sometimes everyone gets nerfed sometimes so hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on nerf Vlad that son of a b.. hold on hold on everyone gets nerfed