You live on Lancaster Road And you've got a computer And you go when the library's closed And sit and think of the future
Oh, oh, oh, Sam, oh, oh, oh, Sam Oh, oh, oh, Sam, You're my main man
You've got a mum by the name of Anne And she has got a daughter And your brother Simon, well sometimes he gets out of hand But he looks like John Travolta
Oh, oh, oh, Sam, oh, oh, oh, Sam Oh, oh, oh, Sam, You're my main man