Boy 1 was famous from TV He carved my name into a tree First cut's the deepest And I left him bleeding
Boy 2 had earned a law degree He charged me with a felony I stole his heart and pled insanity
I know Nothing lasts eternal in life But love hurts forever
Boy 3 worked at the cemetery His crooked smile was kinda sweet All things must end Now he is 6 feet deep
Boy 4 was filthy rich indeed He flew a private jet, but see He crashed and burned There's just no buying me
I know Nothing lasts eternal in life But love hurts forever
Every heart that's broken is a murder one Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun Have mercy on me, now the deed is done Cause every heart that's broken Is a murder one
Boy 5 composed a symphony Strings and choir just for me, Then he turned deaf It was a tragedy
Boy 6 lived in a monastery He chose a life of poverty I chose Channel So much for chastity
I know Nothing lasts eternal in life But love hurts forever
Every heart that's broken is a murder one Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun Have mercy on me, now the deed is done Cause every heart that's broken Is a murder one
Every heart that's broken is a murder one Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun Have mercy on me, now the deed is done Cause every heart that's broken Is a murder one
Boy 7 was a Don of all Sicily He tried to kiss and tell on me so now he Sleeps with the fishes, arrivederci baby
Last boy was a director on a silver screen He went and wrote a slasher flick just for me When he said cut I took it literally
Every heart that's broken is a murder one Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun Have mercy on me, now the deed is done Cause every heart that's broken Is a murder one
Every heart that's broken is a murder one Looking down the barrel of a smoking gun Have mercy on me, now the deed is done Cause every heart that's broken Is a murder one