[Odayaka naru ore no nichijou ha, aru attou-teki na sonzai ni yotte gekihen-shita!!]
Yametoke to iu beki ka? Douse torou daro Henji nado kiichainee Muda ni hashiru na yo [Korobu zo]
Sore yori nemutakute... Hottoite kure [Neru na! Mada zenpan da zo!] Fushi enajii taisetsu ni Sugu ni yobidashi sa [Hai, isoge!]
Aa nande itsumo kikenchi daikouchou [Bakuhatsu sunzen] Aa nigeru mae ni akumu ga yatte kuru (Hayaku iku wa yo!)
Nichijou wo kowasu na yo ore ha futsuu ni namakeru [Sou da] Mokuhyou to ka ii kara [Aa] dou demo ii kara (Nani itteru no!) Futsuu ha idai da ze mananda jibun homeyou [Yoku dekimashita] Makikomareta toki ha sugu ni akiramero [da to omotta yo]
Sanzan na me ni aeba Ikikata kawaru [Iya demo ne] Taifuu no chuushin ha Bukimi ni shizuka da [Arashi no mae ni nanto yara]
Haa kita kore mata [Nn!?] yosou nanameue de [Warui intaanetto ni doku-sarenai] Haa tameiki gurai tsuku kenri ha aru sa (Saa hajimeru wa!) [Ready, go!!]
Nannimo okosu na yo Kiteretsu nanka iranai [Hitsuyou nai] Bouken to ka mushi da na desho desho? Mushi da na (I believe you!!) Jinjou naru mainichi kichou-sugiru na kono jiki [Taisetsu ni ne] Itsuka ha modoru no ka? Yappa akirameru [Dame da korya]
[Kugugu... Mou gaman-dekin! Warui ga, iwasete morau zo! Mina ga gyouten-suru you na dekigoto nante na, sou kantan ni korogatteru mono ka! Tonari no shiba ha aoi! Aosugite, shiawaseppoi tori ga mitsukaranee! Genjitsu wo miro! Okinai kara kiseki! Hito no hanashi wo kikee!!]
Aa nande itsumo kikenchi daikouchou Aa nigeru mae ni akumu ga yatte kuru (Butsubutsu iwanai!)
Nichijou wo kowasu na yo ore ha futsuu ni namakeru [Sou da] Mokuhyou to ka ii kara [mou] dou demo ii kara (Yoku nai wa yo, Kyon!) [Urusai!!] Futsuu ha idai da ze mananda jibun homeyou [Yaru jan] Makikomareta toki ha sugu ni akiramero [Ga, ganbatte!!] Itsuka modoru no ka? [A, sousousousou] Yappa akiramero [Docchi nanda!?]
[Mou, Asahina-san mo nanka itte yatte kudasai! Hora, Nagato mo! Gitaa bakkari hiitenaide! Nanika ie tte! Haa... Koizumi, omae ha ii, damattero.]