Extra, extra, read all about it! News flash, read all about it! Here comes another scam and don't you doubt it May make you laugh, but it aint funny I can't believe the things they do for money Another show that needs to get rated Just gotta alittle bit more hatred We interrupt this program to tell you Disco's out, Murder's in Kill it!
Goody, goody, another commotion One more time, in slow motion The mountain wont come to Mohammad Let's keep our fingers crossed and maybe we'll bomb it La da de da da de de da da All kind of la de fuckin' das Disco's out, Murder's in
If you wanna go far, we'll make you a star Not looking for filler, just a serial killer! It's got to be violent to make it a highlight If we show it enough Well, everyone will think it's alright