Ah, damn, we got a lot of stupid people Doing a lot of stupid things Thinking a lot of stupid thoughts And if you want to see one Just look in the mirror
Gotta kill Captain Stupid, can't you see him Today we start the new way, we're Suicidal Gotta kill the old way, we'll make it better Won't you join our mission, don't be stupid Got to kill Captain Stupid Gotta kill Captain Stupid
Brothers killing brothers, what up with that? Can't you see they're laughing, that ain't funny Babies making babies, that ain't love You just got screwed over, get some respect
Chorus: Got to kill Captain Stupid Got to kill Captain Stupid
And I don't understand why People be bringin' Captain Stupid in their lives Treating him like a superhero Glorifying him when he ain't nothing but a superpunk And you see, you're the one who's gonna have to stop him 'Cause you're the one that started him
Oh, what's that? So how you say life sucks Well, ninety-nine percent of it's What you make of it... So if your life sucks, you suck
What's that crap you're smoking, playing the fool Waste your life for nothing, when you're something What the hell you thinking, mind pollution Got to get back control, it's your life fool
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What's that now? Ah, so you scared to do something about it Well, you better be scared not to do something about it 'Cause if you don't kill Captain Stupid Captain Stupid gonna kill you Got to kill Captain Stupid - fool