My brother knows Karl Marx He met him eating mushrooms in the public park He said: "What do you think of my manifesto?" "I like your manifesto, put it to the testo" Took me down to meet the anarchist party Met a groovy guy, he was arty farty Said: "I know a little Latin, a kissen an a kai Said: "I dunno what it means", I said: "Neither do I" Eat natural food baked twice daily Fill your nostrils up with gravy Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper Wait a minute: "Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?"
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper Wait a minute: "Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!" Dancing in the disco, go go go Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no Dancing in the disco, go go go Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no It's all right to say things can only get better If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater
I know I had it on when I had my tea And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory Dancing in the disco, go go go Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper Wait a minute: "Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?" It's all right to say things can only get better If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater Pure new wool and perfect stitches Not the type of jumper that makes you itch, oh no Dancing in the disco, go go go Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no And my mother will be so, so angry And my brother will be so, so angry And my girlfriend will be so, so angry And my dog will be so, so angry Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper Wait a minute: "Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!"