Let me tell you 'bout all of my problems, they don't seem to go And I can't fathom conditions that are worse than my own That's not what I want, that's not what I asked for Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster I want a world where I have full control
Mild inconveniences are killing me It won't be long before they've ruined my day
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay My parents' credit card got taken away
There's nothing on Netflix that I haven't seen And I can't reach the remote, it's too far away from me Buffering slow, in 720p, that's not full HD, this isn't funny Why can't my Smart TV just do what it's told?
Mild inconveniences are killing me This Warped Tour lineup is complete garbage It wouldn't hurt to book some better bands
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay My parents' credit card got taken away
Got taken away They took it away
It's getting way too hot, ditch the jacket I just bought Now I'm freezing my own balls off, my dark blue balls It's getting way too hot, ditch the jacket I just bought Now I'm freezing my own balls off, my navy blue, indigo balls
I know I'm a straight white male That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell America is the place to be Unless you live near poverty
(I got mud on my shoes) I know I'm a straight white male (My brand new shoes) That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell (I got mud on my shoes) America is the place to be (My brand new shoes) Unless you live near poverty
(I got mud on my shoes) I know I'm a straight white male (Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?) (My brand new shoes) That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell (Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?) (I got mud on my shoes) America is the place to be (Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?) (My brand new shoes) Unless you live near poverty (Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(I got mud on my shoes) Too many voices (Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?) (My brand new shoes) Too many voices (Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?) (I got mud on my shoes) Too many voices (Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?) (My brand new shoes) Too many voices (Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
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I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay My parents' credit card got taken away
(I got mud on my shoes) I'm a first world tragedy (Too many voices) (Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?) (My brand new shoes) I'm a first world tragedy (Too many voices) (Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?) (I got mud on my shoes) I'm a first world tragedy (Too many voices) (Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?) (My brand new shoes) I'm a first world tragedy (Too many voices) It's not okay