I used to watch Quantum Leap every night with my girlfriend. Al and Sam, they leap through time and a bit like they were my best friends Ziggy said there’s a ninety-eight percent chance of a broken heart Scott Bakula never played Dracula laid down the smack-ula On the bad guys Well he was honest and sharing and loving and caring The kind of guy who would always do the right thing Clever and handsome and so damned sensitive And I’m not Scott
He was sweet enough to tame the fire In the self-empowered Murphy Brown-chick I even watched Lord of Illusions Even though I thought the movie kind of sucked Ziggy said there’s a ninety-eight percent chance that the ending’s sad
Scott Bakula never smoked crack-ula Made quarterback-ula in Necessary Roughness Where he was honest and sharing and loving and caring The kind of guy who would always do the right thing Clever and handsome and so freaking sensitive And I’m not Scott I’m not, I’m not, I’m not Scott I’m not, I’m not, I’m not Scott
He’s nice enough to play a gay guy Yet he’s cool enough to star in Sci-Fi Well he’s man enough to helm a starship And I’m the type of guy who would feel up the Vulcan-chick Ziggy said there’s a ninety-eight percent chance that I’m a prick
Scott Bakula never played Blackula Played quarterback-ula in Necessary Roughness Where he was honest and sharing and loving and caring The kind of guy who would always do the right thing Clever and handsome and so freaking sensitive And I’m not and I’ll never be Scott Bakula I’ll never be Scott Bakula I’ll never be Scott Bakula No one can love you like Scott Bakula can love you I’ll never, I’ll never. I’ll never be Scott Bakula Possesses all the traits that I sorely lack-ula… Sometimes I just wanta punch him in the sack-ula…. Cause I’m not Scott