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PUGS! YEAH! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? HOW DID WE MAKE YOU? NOBODY KNOWS!

2000 YEARS AGO... EMPEROR CHIN SHIB DESTROYED ALL THE SCROLLS THAT PERTAINED TO THE CREATION AND THE ORIGIN OF THE PUG. FUCK

600 BC AND CHINESE MEN WITH NO BALLS TAKE TIBETAN MASTIFFS AND FORCE EM TO FUCK SOME REALLY SMALL DOGS

PUGS SHOWED UP, THE EMPEROR LOVED THEM SO MUCH
HE GAVE THEM THE SAME RANK AS ALL HIS LADIES
GIVES HIS DOGS PALACES, SERVANTS AND GUARDS!

CHINA SENT PUGS AS PRESENTS ROUND THE WORLD
THEY BECAME FAMOUS, END UP IN PAINTINGS, WOW
PUGS ARE VERY POPULAR ’TIL THE 14TH CENTURY

THEN SUDDENLY...CATS.
CAT BREEDING FLOURISHED FROM 1367 TO 1644.
PUGS NEARLY PERISHED
A MEMORY LOST IN TIME
THEY WEREN'T SEEN ANYMORE

WAIT.
REMEMBER PUGS?
THEY'RE ONLY 5 INCHES TALL AT THIS TIME!

1572: THE SILENT KING OF HOLLAND GOT HIS LIFE SAVED BY A PUG
1688: THE PUG IS THE OFFICIAL DOG OF DUTCH ROYALTY
1731: AND THE DICTIONARY LISTS PUG FOR THE FIRST TIME

PUG, A NOUN
A NICKNAME FOR MONKEY OR DOG
MONKEYDOG!

DID YOU KNOW THAT IN LATIN, PUGNUS MEANS \"HUMAN FIST\"
AND IN TIBET, PUGS WERE KNOWN AS \"HAND DOGS\"

THE YEAR IS 1920
AND WE'RE HERE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE

BUT ONLY 5 PUGS ARE REGISTERED IN THE USA
SO WE MADE
MEN IN BLACK 1
MEN IN BLACK 2
MEN IN BLACK 3
SLOWLY CONQUERING
MULTIPLY BREED
FILLING OUR NEED
DEMANDING OUR BIRTH
THE PUGS WILL CONQUER THE EARTH

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