You're so great and you're so neat Oh, you're the greatest girl that I ever did meet I liked your "About Me" and your profile song And then everything went so wrong
I asked you to watch the X-Men films together And you said you'd rather watch Batman Forever Oh no! This can't be! She loves DC What a stupid bitch!
I like Marvel and you like DC You like Batman, I love Wolverine I've never been in this situation before It's not an Infinite Crisis, it's a Civil War
You say you prefer the Green Lantern Core But I'm more of a fan of the Fantastic Four So go hang out with your Super Friends And I'll stay home and read my X-Men I'm sorry, baby, we can't coexist There's no (???) 'cause that was some stupid shit
I'm Peter Parker and you're Mary Jane I'm not Clark Kent, you're not Lois Lane! You're not! You're a bitch!
I like Marvel and you like DC You like Batman, I heart Wolverine I've never been in this situation before It's not an Identity Crisis, it's a Secret War
I like Marvel and you like DC I'm sorry, honey, but you know what that means I like Marvel and you like DC I like Marvel, so get the fuck away from me