You be a friend, I'll be a friend to you You be a friend, I'll be a friend to you sell me your soul, i'll give my soul to you and after a while, we can learn how to smile again You be a friend, I'll be a friend to you
and if you want me to be morbidly obese i'll eat until i'm morbidly obese and if you want me to be thin i'll eat nothing
if there's anything about me you want to change i'll be waiting like an airfix model waiting for your loving arms to show me what i need to be to be a friend
You be a friend, i'll tell you everything you kill a man, and i'll help you dispose of him and if the police come around, we'll both forget everything you be a friend, you can tell me what songs to sing
and if you want me to be something I detest I'll be something I detest and f you want me to just go like the rest I don't care
f there's anything about me you want to change i'll be waiting like an airfix model waiting for your loving arms to show me what i need to be to be a friend