I want rich people problems (4x) Don't you know I'm in it for the money
My boat slip is so deep in the marina It's like 18 minutes of hell down the mystic river Through the no-wake zone Just to get to my yacht Which is too big for the harbor Now I'll never make it to newport in time And I'm gonna miss the regatta This fois gras sucks I could just kill myself I'm gonna climb up on top of my money And just jump off
[Chorus] I want rich people problems (4x) Don't you know I'm in it for the money
OMG Can you believe it? I can't seem To catch a break Now I don't even remember my personal chef's name And he doesn't seem to remember That I'm allergic to tap water I only drink the bottled water from France He knows this But you can't count on the help to understand You don't get it